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A sex move where a man ejaculates into the air, and then hits the jizz with a bat(or minibat or bat-like object) and it then goes on the girl.



It's hard to argue with that, really.

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I always do that. Guess what my bat-like object is :Sml :trl

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The dick of rusty ? :shock: :D


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Trillock1945 wrote:
The dick of rusty ? :shock: :D



I aim to please

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According to your wife, who cleans the bog, your aim is not that good.... :shock: :mrgreen:


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Why would you have a bat handy when having sex, I know they are nocturnal, but that's just weird, those pointy ears and squeaking would seriously put me off my stroke.

A hamster on the other hand................................................

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Oh, I was imagining the Gray Nicolls / Slazenger sort. That being said, my cleaning lady is a bit of a bat.

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You haz a cleanink ladyperson to slave for you ? :o

You is right posh you is.... :trl


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misterWhippy wrote:
Oh, I was imagining the Gray Nicolls / Slazenger sort. That being said, my cleaning lady is a bit of a bat.


I was thinking now of Batgirl, but I guess that's not what you meant.

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Trillock1945 wrote:
You haz a cleanink ladyperson to slave for you ? :o

You is right posh you is.... :trl


Oh, yes. Gold, solid gold... :trl

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