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Note-you have to read part one News From WoT first, otherwise this will make little sense. .........and quite possibly disturb you.


Our source in the Soviet Union, I mean Belarus, has confirmed that players will no longer be able to choose emblems and graffiti for their Russian tanks. From April 01st, they will come pre-fixed with Russian Federation flags. On the left will be painted "Death to the decayed facist Western Democracies", and on the right "Comrade Putin Sends Greetings To The Oppressed Proletariat In The West!"

Having informed our mole that this is unacceptable, and warned him the Morris dancers watching his young son in the barn in Cornwall grow restless at the sight of his little chest and nipples, WG HQ will receive a petition tomorrow stating the following:-

1) We want Union Jacks on all Western Tanks.
2) On the left side we want the following words of John Lennon "I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob"
3) On the right side we want the following words of Winston Churchill " I am drunk madam, and you are ugly. But in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly"

Should our demands not be met, the Tintagel Morris Dancers will need their handkerchiefs not for dancing, but for cleaning up goo..............

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Tue Mar 17, 2015 7:39 pm
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Morris dancers...

I'm from 'Murrica, so I hadda google it.

Whoa.

Grown men in lederhosen, bashing each other in the shins.
The ribbons + hats were the final straw.

Where do I sign up?

Oh, and regarding #3.
I want a different Churchill quote.
"Up with which I will not put."

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Tue Mar 17, 2015 8:22 pm
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Is this your Mole?

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Wed Mar 18, 2015 9:53 am
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What if I read part 1 and am still confused?


Wed Mar 18, 2015 6:08 pm
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Try reading part three, then part one, then part two.
If that doesn't work, this short instructional video will explain things......

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FESeyvQHjTQ

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Wed Mar 18, 2015 7:35 pm
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That clears things up a bit thanks. Only thing is I now have this urge to visit the supermarket.


Wed Mar 18, 2015 7:48 pm
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Good. Remember to "go wild in the aisles" if you do!!!!!

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