I have been really conservative about my age since I joined, as I was afraid that you would all get some funny... ideas... About how I was always going on about "inappropriate" stuff for my age. But I just wanted to have a title, so I am now officially the Youngest Dinger. Born on Bonfire Night (November 5th), 2005. You can all go to hell (if you like, I can't be bothered to force you) if you think I'm too young to be in this clan with all you 100-year-old perverts. If I act three times (or more) my age, that is because I am not the standard dumb-arse 11-year-old. I am well educated, well mannered, and well stocked with knowledge and... experience...

So to summarise, if you are all highly disturbed by my age, by all means voice it. Just don't kick me or anything, please. Oh yes, one final thing: I was tooning with Rusty and Aikl once, and Rusty guessed my age right. So just a random call-out to him, with his stronk guessing skillz.

You are not the youngest, sorry to burst your bubble!
I'm 9

Me too, in dog years.

Oh. I expected some fun-poking. Or just a few idle comments of mild surprise. Eh, what the fuck. I'm shooting more APCR than ever now that I'm on War Thunder, by the way.

I knew you were 12 because you don't have a good name

Wow. That's a tiny bit completely nonsensical. What? So you knew I was around that age because I couldn't come up with a good name? Okay, I'll let you explain that.

Can I borrow your knowledge and experience.

Mine sucks.

You may borrow half of my Lord of the Rings experience. It's fine, I've read it twice. Don't want to brag or anything, but I may not may not have read it when I was 8... And then it completely didn't take five months to finish.