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Hi chaps,

Wow, 4 pages of comment on my nefariousness. I caught a quick glimpse of the topic through the link Jogga sent me but I see it has been deleted, which I dare say was wise. I haven't been here often since 2014, I think, but nice to revisit, and have the thread drawn to my attention.

Jogga has been in touch privately, which is what I would have expected, and is how I used to handle things when I was running forums or if I have ever had an issue with a clan member. I readily agreed with him that I would make an apology, so here it is: an unreserved apology to anyone who might have been offended by anything I have posted on in-game chat.

I have at various times in chat and on the forum stated that I am a transsexual, a Unicum, black, lesbian, a racist, self-identified woman, enjoy arranging dogging meetings with players who send me abusive PMs post-game telling me how useless I am, that I have paid for my darling Bora Bora's new DD plastic tits, and that the AMX40 is a really good tank. It is conceivable that all these things are true; but I shall leave that to the judgement of my Dinger peers.

The Devil, having nothing else to do,
Went off to tempt My Lady Poltagrue.
My Lady, tempted by a private whim,
To his extreme annoyance, tempted him.


All best

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Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:12 pm
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You left out "drama queen" from your résumé, sweetcheeks. :tongue

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Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:31 pm
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Strappster wrote:
You left out "drama queen" from your résumé, sweetcheeks. :tongue


No, no, I hate any attention or causing a fuss, positively shy away from it.

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Id like to refer to the late Rudyard Kipling (not from the rucksacks, mind you)

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much:
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son.

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Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:37 pm
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I love Kipling, who is hugely underrated. If his brilliant 'Arithmetic on the Frontier' had been read by our politicians and generals we wouldn't have been wasting our time in Iraq or Afghanistan.

http://www.kiplingsociety.co.uk/poems_arith.htm

Meanwhile, to burnish my racist credentials, I shall quote Belloc's 'The Three Races':

I
Behold, my child, the Nordic man,
And be as like him, as you can;
His legs are long, his mind is slow,
His hair is lank and made of tow.

II
And here we have the Alpine Race:
Oh! What a broad and foolish face!
His skin is of a dirty yellow.
He is a most unpleasant fellow.

III
The most degraded of them all
Mediterranean we call.
His hair is crisp, and even curls,
And he is saucy with the girls.

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Bulldog_Drummond wrote:
I love Kipling, who is hugely underrated.

I'm a big fan of his cakes.

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Strappster wrote:
Bulldog_Drummond wrote:
I love Kipling, who is hugely underrated.

I'm a big fan of his cakes.


They are indeed exceedingly good

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Hey Bulldog, back on form (or forum) I see........ :D
Kipling apple pies, and fruit cake are four of my favourites.....but can't remember any of his poems.....*sigh.

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Trillock1945[WJDE] wrote:
Hey Bulldog, back on form (or forum) I see........ :D
Kipling apple pies, and fruit cake are four of my favourites.....but can't remember any of his poems.....*sigh.

Shame on you! Shame, as a fellow Briton.. Even though you live on a French island :trl

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dennez wrote:
Trillock1945[WJDE] wrote:
Hey Bulldog, back on form (or forum) I see........ :D
Kipling apple pies, and fruit cake are four of my favourites.....but can't remember any of his poems.....*sigh.

Shame on you! Shame, as a fellow Briton.. Even though you live on a French island :trl


Good grief. I had no idea. How does Trillock manage with all those French garlic-breathed lotharios and their women who are convinced that strong perfume is an adequate substitute for soap and water?

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